Everyone has things they want to do before they die. I am no different. What? You thought I was going to do some long spiel about having a bucket list? Wrong! Here it is!

  • Write A Short Paragraph About Wanting A Bucket List
  • Sky Diving Without Shitting Pants
  • Bungee Jump Without Shitting Pants
  • Shoot A Web Series
  • Make My Own Beer/Root Beer. Get Drunk/Diabetic Because Of It
  • Make My Own Ice Cream
  • Try Doing Stand Up Comedy, Fail, Then Run Out The Room Crying Like A Girl
  • Think About Running a Marathon
  • Learn A Song On The Guitar That’ll Make The Panties Drop
  • Start A Small Business, make it a HUGE business, then rule with an iron fist!
  • Rule a business with an iron fist, then sell to Google for 4 billion dollars.
  • Take A Picture Of The Panties Dropping. Picture Of Me Throwing Panties Up In The Air Like Money.
  • Have Sex In Canada While Telling Girl “You Like That Ey?! That’s What I’m Aboot Girl?! I’m A Mountie! And You’re A Pony! You’re A Bad Pony Ey?!”
  • Go On A BBQ Road Trip Eating All The Greatest BBQ Around. Then Wonder How I Gained 75lbs + High Blood Pressure
  • Go To New Orleans For Mardi Gras And Show My Moobs For Beads