Bucket List
Everyone has things they want to do before they die. I am no different. What? You thought I was going to do some long spiel about having a bucket list? Wrong! Here it is!
Write A Short Paragraph About Wanting A Bucket List- Sky Diving
Without Shitting Pants - Bungee Jump
Without Shitting Pants - Shoot A Web Series
Make My Own Beer/Root Beer. Get Drunk/Diabetic Because Of It- Make My Own Ice Cream
Try Doing Stand Up Comedy, Fail, Then Run Out The Room Crying Like A GirlThink About Running a Marathon- Learn A Song On The Guitar That’ll Make The Panties Drop
- Start A Small Business, make it a HUGE business, then rule with an iron fist!
- Rule a business with an iron fist, then sell to Google for 4 billion dollars.
- Take A Picture Of The Panties Dropping. Picture Of Me Throwing Panties Up In The Air Like Money.
- Have Sex In Canada While Telling Girl “You Like That Ey?! That’s What I’m Aboot Girl?! I’m A Mountie! And You’re A Pony! You’re A Bad Pony Ey?!”
- Go On A BBQ Road Trip Eating All The Greatest BBQ Around. Then Wonder How I Gained 75lbs + High Blood Pressure
- Go To New Orleans For Mardi Gras And Show My Moobs For Beads